11 years since Pluto was reclassified. You’ll always be the ninth pizza to me.
Y’know, no Satanist has ever called me a nigger.
A shitload of Christians and atheists have, though.
I’m really gonna need everyone to STFU about how racism is just going to die out with the old white people when young-ass Nazis are marching in the streets.
TF is this demon bird doing walking around where decent people are minding their own business?!
(I’ve always hated turkeys. If they tasted better I would eat more of them just to ensure there were fewer wandering around.)
Miles walked: 3.48
Currently reading: The Gunslinger: Dark Tower I, Stephen King
- To absent friends
Miles walked: 2.56
Nothing like a good maniacal laugh to start your day off right.
I just saw a squirrel carrying an entire burrito in its mouth and it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Despite this, he was too quick for me to snap a pic.
Miles walked: 2.06
Listening to: Dave Ramsey calls